A dichotomous mind

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USC vs CAL

oon:

I was watching the USC/CAL game with a couple of my friends at Manny’s (formerly Raleigh’s) when my friend got into this heated argument with these two girls from USC.  They were being obnoxious and bitchy, and if they were dudes, they would’ve got their ass kicked.

I missed the first half of the conversation, but from what my friend had told me, they kept bashing Cal, saying USC is better in every aspect.  According to them, USC students are more socially adept, have better leadership skills, and can get better jobs.  The audacity of these women to come to Berkeley territory and gloat about their school is fucking incredible.

Anyway, I only heard the latter half of the conversation and it went something like this:

Friend: Ok, let me ask you this, do you make 100k? Are you making a 100k right now?

USC girl: Well, we just started working…

Friend: So you don’t?

USC girl: I didn’t say that.

Friend: Well, let me tell you something.  I do so shut the fuck up.

My friend was lying his ass off.

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I didn’t say she stole my money - someone else said it

I didn’t say she stole my money - I didn’t say it

I didn’t say she stole my money - I only implied it

I didn’t say she stole my money - I said someone did, not necessarily her

I didn’t say she stole my money - I considered it borrowed, even though she didn’t ask

I didn’t say she stole my money - only that she stole money

I didn’t say she stole my money - she stole stuff which cost me money to replace

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